he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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