I didn't shave. On purpose
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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