I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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