I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.