i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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