took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So many bounce houses so little time
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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