i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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