who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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