I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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