there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Randomize
