Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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