I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I love you. Go after that dick
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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