He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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