Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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