let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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