Porn is love you can see.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
