i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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