Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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