Don't you send me to vm
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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