at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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