great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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