What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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