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(719): View more from Colorado

so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked

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(325): View more from Texas

I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick

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(951): View more from California

I'm sorry I peed on your everything.

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(386): View more from Florida

Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015

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(703): View more from Virginia

Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.

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