Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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