his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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