Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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