i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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