oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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