i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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