Porn is love you can see.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i think i have herpe
just one?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
