But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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