Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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