this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
third nipple confirmed
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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