You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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