She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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