haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i think im in europe. pls send help
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He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
The ass gains better be worth it
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