just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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