Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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