Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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