Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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