Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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