i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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