Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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She's the barista slut.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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