exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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