i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Congratulations! We have a period
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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