i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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