i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?