It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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