we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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