The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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