So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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