North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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