You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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