would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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