I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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